December 2010
33 posts
TUMBLR Day 2
I got my name because I started my blog when I went to Africa Summer of 2009. That song is one of my all time favorites and it was fitting for my trip also!
In which Mom admits she does indeed have a penis.
Me: “Mom, why don’t you have boners for your kids?”
Mom: “I DO!”
No Wednesday will ever be complete again unless I hear “I Had Sex” on the radio. Thank you Akon, Andy Samberg and SNL for that little gem.
Yeah, what the hell. →
mundaneisme:
carlosaurelio:
The 30-Day Tumblr Project
Day 01 - Photo of you along with ten facts
Day 02 - How…
Sure, let’s give this thing a whirl.
Sounds like fun to me!
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
She really was SUCH a smart woman.
Very confused about all of the traffic today. It is Tuesday - a regular work day. We are in a RECESSION people, go to work, for the love of God.
In the words of Augie, my 3 year old cousin, whose...
Mom: Augie, who does your GI Joe fight?
Augie: The foxes in the snow who don’t like America!
:)
“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you...”
– Maureen Dowd (via kari-shma)
In which I decide Allison is destined for the...
Allison: “What’s your Mom’s address?”
Me: “Blah blah blah, why?”
Allison: “I need it for personal records.”
“I’m watching my soaps laying in bed and thinking about you.”
– Lauren Pacetti AKA super creep.
TUMBLR WON'T LET ME UPLOAD A PIC OF MY MAIN MAIN...
Felt nostalgic for my teeny bopper day’s tonight at Justin Bieber. Behind me were 3 teenage girls, decked out in braces and shirts that said “Bieber Babe.” They definitely all cried and/or fainted when Biebs hit the stage.
20 Things I Wish I knew in My 20's →
mundaneisme:
stoplookliz:
chatter:
#17 - Taking risks is crucial. This is the prime time to do it. Life is full of second, third, fourth and fifth chances. Just because something goes wrong with an apartment, a roommate or a job doesn’t mean it will follow you for the rest of your life.
#18 - It’s OK to quit a job, relationship, or friendship that is sucking your soul out.
Reasons why Meg...
Tonight, my 2 and 1/2 year old niece, trying to say Tallahassee said, “TallaHAPPY.”
Why thank you for that Lily.
I just moonwalked for the security guard at Home...
bestiesonice:
Just when you thought my life couldn’t get any awesomer/sadder.
And just when I thought you graduated college and knew awesomer and sadder weren’t words. But, I know I know, you haven’t had a job in 6 months so it makes it okay.
Shitty week. Is it Sunday yet?
I really hope I don't have to write 2 15-page...
SO much harder to go for a run when it is 50...
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...”
– Albert Einstein (via suzywire) (via quote-book)
LOVE this. Like, REALLY love.
World Cup in Qatar?
Sounds like a funny joke to me. They’ve never qualified for the World Cup and they are the smallest country in the world and apparently the hottest.
BAD MOVE FIFA, BAD MOVE.
Sorry FQ :( YOU ARE THE BEST!
My roommates do not let me turn on the heat. Sitting in bed with a sweatshirt, scarf an socks on. Thermostat reads 68. INSIDE OUR HOUSE.
Freezing until further notice.
Colin on Bar and Bat Mitzvah's
No, F, that. Those kids got like $3,000 for their 13th birthday’s. All I got for mine was an f’ing scooter.