January 2010
29 posts
“I have been retired now about two weeks and have not yet lost my popularity....”
– Bobby Bowden, before his chat on loyalty. Gosh, work is so tough today. (via mundaneisme) BOBBY BOWDEN IS A SAINT.
Jan 26th
““I left the cocoon of Harvard, I left the cocoon of Saturday Night Live, I...”
– Conan O’Brien’s Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000 (via liezlwashere) (via bestiesonice) I likeitalot.
Jan 24th
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Attempt of the year.
I am going to attempt to stop cursing. I am starting with baby steps, the word fuck has got to go. Especially because when I do say it, it will be much more effective.
Jan 22nd
GASPARILLA!!!
The countdown begins, 7 days until the Invasion. Invasion means a couple things this year - pirates and the “group” as Megs refers to us is coming down to (excuse my language) FUCK SHIT UP.
Jan 22nd
Thursday Nights at Aj's...
are apparently a shit ton of fun. Night included one free keg, $3 big daddy and KARAOKE. Julia, Megs and I brought down the house with some old school Spice Girls - Wannabe and apparently the boys did their own version of Backstreet Boys - the girls missed this because we went to dance upstairs. Not to worry, it’s all on camera.
Jan 22nd
Jan 20th
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Reunited!
Kens, Kens, Kens, Kens, Kens, Kens!!!!! YAYYY, I have missed you so, see you tonight at 9 :)
Jan 14th
“What is sexting?”
– Dr. Beeler - Our older Leadership professor, in reference to sexual harassment. That made my 8 AM worth it.
Jan 14th
Jersey Shore
Thursday night was my first experience watching Jersey Shore. The episode revolved around two people on the show that are dating. The girl was upset because “he said I had a Fred Flinstone toe, that’s like the worst thing he could EVER do.” I’m not kidding, it went on throughout the episode until later in the episode above said girl wouldn’t shut her mouth and her...
Jan 12th
Below link...
So, my family has been e-mailing back and forth about how hilarious the below link is. My brother George of course took it to the next level and said “I can handle this but there better not be a sex tape,” to which my sister Joanna and I responded with disgusted remarks. Farrukh responded with, “hahahaha - I hope Lisa put that in the safe, where I asked her to store it for safe...
Jan 11th
You want to, I promise.  →
Jan 11th
Weekend in Review.
1. Apparently, it does snow in Florida, just not in Tallahassee. 2. Suwanee may be the set for many  murder movies. 3. Body heat does not always work when the heater is broken and it is below 30 outside. 4. Jump ropes can be used as weapons, and could DEFINITELY knock someone out if used at the correct force. 5. I can learn how to step, maybe stroll one day. 6. Cell phone service is...
Jan 11th
Jan 8th
My ego has been hit.
By my 1 and a half year old niece, Lily. She hung up on me at least 5 times this morning during our conversation. Let it be known, she is the ONLY person that will hang up on me and I will call back AND giggle about it AND continue speaking in a baby voice so don’t get any ideas.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
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PE Coaches are STILL hot.
Me - "My office is freezing, thought you should know."
Alex - "The PE coach at my school is the opposite of freezing. Thought you should know."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, how old is he?"
Alex - "HAHA, 20 something."
Me - "Jump the f on it woman!"
Alex - "We think he has a gf."
PE teachers take me back to Coach Cross, I wonder if he married a man yet?
Jan 7th
National Championship, Hook Em Horns!
As an avid Seminole fan, I will of course be cheering AGAINST the SEC tonight. I appreciate Bama beating Florida to get into the game but you can’t expect me to cheer for them. So, in the meantime - GO TEXAS!
Jan 7th
Dear January...
I understand it is technically still winter BUT according to FSU, I just started the SPRING semester, so warm up - NOW. PS. If the Fall felt no need to ever go below 70 degrees, what makes you think you can waltz in under the 30’s? JERK. DISCLAIMER: IF it snows, the above said words are null and void.
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
346 notes
James Cameron deserves a holiday or a cuddle or...
Avatar was LEGIT one of my top 10 favorite movies. The effects were insane and it made me want to jump through the screen into Pandora and frolick around the forest. I may or may not have gotten overheated and half-way fainted at the end, BUT that should prove it’s greatness. I see a movie, semi-faint and still chalk it up as an all time.
Jan 5th
“You may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to...”
–  Courtesy of Allie, LOVE THIS.
Jan 4th
Chain e-mails.
REALLLLY piss me off, and my Mom forwards them to me a lot. BUT, this one caught my eye. Handbook for 2010 - here is the Personality section, enjoy :) Personality : 11. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 12. Don’t have negative thoughts or worry about things you cannot control.  13. Don’t over do. Keep your limits. ...
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
434 notes
Billy Joel.
Until last night, I had zero idea of any music he sings. After realizing he sings 3 of my up there on the all time list songs, consider me a new fan. Thank you Steven for making us listen to his music against our will so we could all discover his greatness. We may or may not have all been thinking of Billy Idol when we heard Billy Joel, just saying…
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via quote-book) (via mundaneisme) New motto for 2010, I’m on it.
Jan 4th
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“I got 3 Christmas gifts that were from infomercials!”
–  Cami, very excited.
Jan 4th
“I would pound Bear.”
– Travis, talking about Ty Baby, pound in a gross way. BROMANNNCEEEE.
Jan 2nd
2009 in Review.
1. I was in love. 2. I fell out of love. 3. I started my last year of college - SCARYYY. 4. I lived my biggest dream - in Africa. 5. I made big kid real life decisions for the first time ever and hated it - grad school here I come, hopefully :/ 6. My best friend and I got in our first real fights - 2 of them in one year, strange. 7. I made a bunch of new friends, they are legit. And a little...
Jan 2nd